Poop Tube F.A.Q.
- Q: What the Hell is a poop tube?
- A: A poop tube is used for carrying human waste out of impacted areas.
- Q: How is a poop tube used?
- A: Ahem… The most common way to use a poop tube is first do the business into a paper sack then place the sack into the poop tube.
- Q: Do you pee in a poop tupe?
- A: No, but a pee bottle is sometimes used for this purpose.
- Q: What is a poop tube made out of?
- A: The most prevalent poop tube style is a PVC pipe with a screw cap the end. The PVC style is bomb proof, but it is also very heavy and fairly expensive to put together. For the real big walls this is the only way to go. No other system has proven to be more durable. Other styles include large peanut jars, Rubbermaid™ cookie jars, and stuff sacks. Even though the large peanut jar is fairly inexpensive, I wouldn't suggest it due to its fragile nature. The Rubbermaid cookie jar is my favorite. The cookie jar is fairly large and durable. I pad the cookie jar with foam to make it that much more bombproof. The stuff sack method works poorly, but if you're broke this may be your only option. Do your business into a zip lock bag, double bag it and place it into common garbage bag, which sits inside the stuff sack.
- Q: How do I keep my children from this kind of material?
- A: Don't let them climb.
- Q: What is a fecofile?
- A: The gentleman's way of saying poop tube.