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shithead, shitbag, shitface, American also shitheel / ' S I T . H E D / noun [c] taboo slang
a stupid, unpleasant and unpopular person
That little shithead has screwed things up again.
Rob, you're such a shitbag!

"If you have ever climbed a big wall, at some point on your trip you were stupid, unpleasant and unpopular.  Probably during a squat" --Shitbag