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How To Make And Use A Shitbag
- Find a flat spot.
- Open your shitbag and set it on the flat spot. Folding over the top can help keep it open.
- Squat over the bag.
- Don't miss!
- Wipe and put the paper in the bag.
- Close the bag and roll down the top to keep it closed.
- If you have a poop tube, put the shitbag in it. Otherwise, put it in another bag, preferably plastic, and put that bag in a stuff sack.
- Strap the stuff sack or poop tube to the outside of your pack.
- When you return to civilization, empty it into the first dumpster you see.
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