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1. ACKNOWLEDGMENT AND ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS OF SERVICE
The Shitbag! E-mail service and the software associated therewith
(collectively, the Service"), is owned by, and the service operated by
Shitbag!com ("SHITBAG") and is provided to you (the "Member") under
the terms and conditions of this Shitbag! Terms of Service agreement
and any operating rules or policies that may be published by Shitbag!
from time to time ("SBTS"). The SBTS comprises the entire agreement
between Member and Shitbag! and supersedes all prior agreements
between the parties regarding the subject matter contained herein.
2. DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE
Shitbag! is providing Member with a capability to send and receive
electronic mail ("E-mail") via the World Wide Web and on Shitbag!'s
own system.  Shitbag! will not charge Member for this service. Member
must: (1) provide all equipment, including a computer and modem,
necessary to establish a connection to the World Wide Web, and (2)
provide for Member's own access to the World Wide Web and pay any
telephone or other connection and service fees associated with such
access. Subject to the terms and conditions of the SBTS, Shitbag!
grants Member a non-exclusive, non-transferable, limited license to
use any software delivered by Shitbag! to Member for using the Service
solely for such purpose and for the term of this agreement.  Member
agrees to: (1) provide certain current, complete, and accurate
information about Member as prompted to do so by the Service and (2)
maintain and update this information as required to keep it current,
complete and accurate. All information requested on original sign up
shall be referred to as registration data ("Registration Data").
Member grants Shitbag! the right to disclose to their parties certain
Registration Data about Member and Service membership in the
aggregate; however such disclosures shall exclude Member-specific
name, mailing address, E-mail address, account and phone number
information unless: (1) Member expressly agrees such information may
be disclosed, or (2) Shitbag! is required to disclose such information 
by any applicable law, agency, or legal process.
If any information provided by Member is inaccurate, Shitbag! retains
the right to terminate Member's membership and rights to use the
Service.
3. MODIFICATIONS TO TERMS OF SERVICE
Shitbag! may change the terms and conditions of the SBTS from time to
time. Upon any change in the terms and conditions of the SBTS,
Shitbag! will notify Member by posting the changes as a start-up
screen prior to Member's subsequent use of the Service.  Member's
continued use of the Service constitutes an affirmative acknowledgment
by Member of the SBTS, including without limitation any modifications
or changes thereto.
4. MODIFICATIONS TO THE SERVICE
Shitbag! reserves the right to modify or discontinue the Service, or
any portion thereof, with or without notice to Member. Shitbag! shall
not be liable to Member or any third party should Shitbag! exercise
its right to modify or discontinue the Service.
5. SHITBAG!'S PRIVACY POLICY
Shitbag! will not monitor, edit, or disclose the contents of a
Member's private communications unless required to do so by law or in
the good faith belief that such action is necessary to: (1) conform to
law, judicial or agency order or other like instructions; (2) protect
and defend the rights or property of Shitbag!; (3) act under exigent
circumstances to protect the personal or informational safety of its
members or the public; or (iv) as Shitbag! determines is reasonably
necessary for the maintenance
of the Service.  MEMBER ACKNOWLEDGES AND AGREES THAT SHITBAG! DOES NOT
ENGAGE IN MONITORING OR EXERCISING EDITORIAL CONTROL OVER ANY MESSAGES
SENT OVER THE SERVICE AND THAT SHITBAG! SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR
FAILURE TO SO MONITOR OR EDIT. Member acknowledges and agrees that
Shitbag! neither endorses the contents of any Member communications
nor assumes responsibility for any threatening, libelous, obscene,
harassing or offensive material contained therein, any infringement of
third party intellectual property rights arising therefrom or any
crime facilitated thereby.  Member acknowledges and agrees that
certain technical processing of E-mail messages and their content may
be required to: (1) send and receive messages; (2) conform to
connecting networks' technical requirements; (3) conform to the
limitations of the Service; or (4) conform to other similar
requirements. Member acknowledges that such processing and/or
alteration are automated and do not constitute the exercise of
editorial control over the messages or the monitoring of message
content.
6. MEMBER ACCOUNT, PASSWORD, AND SECURITY
Member is entirely responsible for not maintaining the confidentiality
of Member's password and account. Furthermore, Member is entirely
responsible for any and all activities which occur under Member's
account and agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Shitbag!
for any liability or expense arising from such use or misuse.  Member
agrees to immediately notify Shitbag! of any unauthorized use of
Member's account or any other breach of security known to Member.
Member may change his or her password or icon by following
instructions on the System; Member may also set up a new account and
close an old one in accordance with directions on the System.
7. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
MEMBER EXPRESSLY AGREES THAT USE OF THE SERVICE IS AT MEMBER'S SOLE
RISK. THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS.
SHITBAG! MAKES NO WARRANTY THAT THE SERVICE WILL MEET MEMBER'S
REQUIREMENTS, OR THAT THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY,
SECURE, OR ERROR FREE; NOR DOES SHITBAG! MAKE ANY WARRANTY AS TO THE
RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICE OR AS TO THE
ACCURACY OR RELIABILITY OF ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED THROUGH THE
SERVICE OR THAT DEFECTS IN THE SERVICE WILL BE CORRECTED.  SHITBAG!
EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
TITLE, MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND
NON-INFRINGEMENT.  MEMBER UNDERSTANDS AND AGREES THAT ANY MATERIAL
AND/OR DATA DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE
SERVICE IS DONE AT MEMBER'S OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT MEMBER
WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO MEMBER'S COMPUTER SYSTEM
OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF SUCH MATERIAL AND/OR
DATA.
SHITBAG! MAKES NO WARRANTY REGARDING ANY GOODS OR SERVICES PURCHASED
OR OBTAINED THROUGH THE SERVICE OR ANY TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO
THROUGH THE SERVICE.  NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR
WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY MEMBER FROM SHITBAG! OR THROUGH THE SERVICE SHALL
CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY MADE HEREIN.  SOME JURISDICTIONS DO
NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES, SO SOME OF THE ABOVE
EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO MEMBER.
8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
SHITBAG! WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS OF USE, INTERRUPTION OF
BUSINESS, OR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
DAMAGES OF ANY KIND (INCLUDING LOST PROFITS) REGARDLESS OF THE FORM OF
ACTION WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), STRICT
PRODUCT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF SHITBAG! HAS BEEN ADVISED OF
THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.  SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE
LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL
DAMAGES SO SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO MEMBER.
9. NO RESALE OR COMMERCIAL USE OF THE SERVICE
Member's right to use the Service is personal to Member. MEMBER MAY
ONLY BE AN INDIVIDUAL: Member may not be a corporation or other
business entity. Member agrees not to resell or make any commercial
use of the Service, without the express consent of Shitbag!.
10. E-MAIL MESSAGE STORAGE AND OTHER LIMITATIONS
Shitbag! assumes no responsibility for the deletion or failure to
store, deliver, or timely deliver E-mail messages.  Shitbag! has set
no fixed upper limit on the number of messages a Member may send or
receive through the Service; however, Shitbag! retains the right, at
Shitbag!'s sole discretion, to determine whether or not Member's
conduct is consistent with the letter and spirit of the SBTS and may
terminate Service if a Member's conduct is found to be inconsistent
with the SBTS.  Shitbag! reserves the rights to set limits on number
of messages or their storage requirements.
11. MEMBER CONDUCT
Member is solely responsible for the contents of his or her
transmissions through the Service.   Member's use of the Service is
subject to all applicable local, state, national and international
laws and regulations.
Member agrees: (1) to comply with US law regarding the transmission of
technical data exported from the United States through the Service;
(2) not to use the Service for illegal purposes; (3) not to interfere
or disrupt networks connected to the Service; and (4) to comply with
all regulations, policies, and procedures of networks connected to the
Service.  The Service makes use of the Internet to send and receive
certain messages; therefore, Member's conduct is subject to Internet
regulations, policies and procedures.  Member will not use the Service
for chain letters, junk mail, spamming, unsolicited E-mail, or any use
of distribution
lists to any person who has not given specific permission to be
included in such a process.  Member agrees not to transmit through the
Service any unlawful, harassing, libelous, abusive, threatening,
harmful, vulgar, obscene or otherwise objectionable material of any
kind or nature. Member further agrees not to transmit any material
that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give
rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local,
state, national or international law or regulation. Attempts to gain
unauthorized access to other computer systems are prohibited.  Member
shall not interfere with another Member's use and enjoyment of the
Service or another entity's use and enjoyment of similar services.
SHITBAG! MAY, AT ITS SOLE DISCRETION, IMMEDIATELY TERMINATE SERVICE
SHOULD
MEMBER'S CONDUCT FAIL TO CONFORM WITH THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF
THE SBTS.
12. INDEMNIFICATION
Member agrees to indemnify and hold Shitbag!, its parents,
subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, and employees, harmless from any
claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any
third party due to or arising out of Member's use of the Service  the
violation of this SBTS by Member, or the infringement by Member, or
other user of the Service using Member's computer, of any intellectual
property or other right of any person or entity. 
13. TERMINATION
Either Member or Shitbag! may terminate the Service with or without
cause at any time and effective immediately. Termination shall be
accompanied by a written notice to the other party. Shitbag! shall not
be liable to Member or any third party for termination of Service.
Should Member object to any terms and conditions of the SBTS or any
subsequent modifications thereto or become dissatisfied with the
Service in any way, Member's only recourse is to immediately: (1)
discontinue use of the Service; (2) terminate Service membership; and
(3) notify Shitbag! of termination. Upon termination of the Service,
Member's right to use the Service and Software immediately ceases.
Member shall have no right and Shitbag! will have no obligation
thereafter to forward any unread or unsent messages to Member or any
third party.  Termination may occur should the Service membership
become inactive for a period of six months.  For the purpose of
determining inactivity, the sending or receipt of unsolicited E-mail
is not considered.
14. NOTICE
All notices to a party shall be in writing and shall be made either
via E-mail or conventional mail. Shitbag! may broadcast notices or
messages through the Service to inform Member of changes to the SBTS,
the Service, or other matters of importance; such broadcasts shall
constitute notice to Member.
15. PARTICIPATION IN PROMOTIONS OF ADVERTISERS
Member may enter into correspondence with or participate in promotions
of the Advertisers showing their products on the Service. Any such
correspondence or promotions, including the delivery of and the
payment for goods and services, and any other terms, conditions,
warranties or representations associated with such correspondence or
promotions, are solely between the corresponding Member and the
Advertiser.  Shitbag! assumes no liability, obligation or
responsibility for any part of any such correspondence or promotion.
16. PROPRIETARY RIGHTS TO CONTENT
Member acknowledges that content, including but not limited to text,
software, music, sound, photographs, video, graphics or other material
contained in either sponsor advertisements or E-mail-distributed,
commercially produced information presented to Member by the Service
("Content") by Shitbag! or Shitbag!'s suppliers, is protected by
copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary
rights and laws; therefore, Member is only permitted to use this
Content as expressly authorized by the Service or the Advertiser.
Member may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works
from this Content without expressly being authorized to do so by the
Service or the Advertiser. Except as expressly permitted by law,
Member agrees not to disassemble or otherwise reverse engineer any of
the software of the Service for any reason, or permit any third party
to do so.
17. GENERAL
This Agreement shall for all purposes be governed by and interpreted
in accordance with the laws of the State of California as those laws
are applied to contracts entered into and to be performed entirely in
California by California residents. Any suit or proceeding arising out
of or relating to this Agreement shall be commenced in a federal court
in the Northern District of California or in state court in San Luis
Obispo, California, and each party irrevocably submits to the
jurisdiction and venue of such courts.  No right may be assigned, and
no duty may be delegated, by either party under this Agreement except
upon the written consent of the other party and any attempted
assignment and delegation without such consent shall be void and
without effect. Notwithstanding the foregoing, however, Shitbag! shall
be entitled to assign this agreement, and all rights and obligations
hereunder, to a successor to all or substantially all of its assets,
whether by sale, merger or otherwise. This Agreement shall be binding
upon and shall inure to the benefit of the parties hereto and their
respective representatives, heirs,administrators, successors and
permitted assigns except as otherwise provided herein.  If any
provision(s) of the SBTS is held by a court of competent jurisdiction
to be contrary to law, then such provision(s) shall be construed, as
nearly as possible, to reflect the intentions of the parties with the
other provisions remaining in full force and effect.  In the event any
provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable,the
valid or enforceable portion thereof and the remaining provisions of
this Agreement will remain in full force and effect.  Anv waiver
(express or implied) by either party of any breach of this Agreement
shall not constitute a waiver of any other or subsequent breach. No
provision of the Agreement will be waived by any act, omission or
knowledge of a party or its agents or employees except by an
instrument in writing expressly waiving such provision and signed by a
duly authorized officer of the waiving party.  Member and Shitbag!
agree that any cause of action arising out of or related to this
Service must commence within one (1) year after the cause of action
arose; otherwise, such cause of action is permanently barred.  The
section titles in the SBTS are solely used for the convenience of the
parties and have no legal or contractual significance.
18. WHINING
No whining!