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DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE Shitbag! is providing Member with a capability to send and receive electronic mail ("E-mail") via the World Wide Web and on Shitbag!'s own system. Shitbag! will not charge Member for this service. Member must: (1) provide all equipment, including a computer and modem, necessary to establish a connection to the World Wide Web, and (2) provide for Member's own access to the World Wide Web and pay any telephone or other connection and service fees associated with such access. Subject to the terms and conditions of the SBTS, Shitbag! grants Member a non-exclusive, non-transferable, limited license to use any software delivered by Shitbag! to Member for using the Service solely for such purpose and for the term of this agreement. Member agrees to: (1) provide certain current, complete, and accurate information about Member as prompted to do so by the Service and (2) maintain and update this information as required to keep it current, complete and accurate. All information requested on original sign up shall be referred to as registration data ("Registration Data"). Member grants Shitbag! the right to disclose to their parties certain Registration Data about Member and Service membership in the aggregate; however such disclosures shall exclude Member-specific name, mailing address, E-mail address, account and phone number information unless: (1) Member expressly agrees such information may be disclosed, or (2) Shitbag! is required to disclose such information by any applicable law, agency, or legal process. If any information provided by Member is inaccurate, Shitbag! retains the right to terminate Member's membership and rights to use the Service. 3. MODIFICATIONS TO TERMS OF SERVICE Shitbag! may change the terms and conditions of the SBTS from time to time. Upon any change in the terms and conditions of the SBTS, Shitbag! will notify Member by posting the changes as a start-up screen prior to Member's subsequent use of the Service. 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SHITBAG!'S PRIVACY POLICY Shitbag! will not monitor, edit, or disclose the contents of a Member's private communications unless required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to: (1) conform to law, judicial or agency order or other like instructions; (2) protect and defend the rights or property of Shitbag!; (3) act under exigent circumstances to protect the personal or informational safety of its members or the public; or (iv) as Shitbag! determines is reasonably necessary for the maintenance of the Service. MEMBER ACKNOWLEDGES AND AGREES THAT SHITBAG! DOES NOT ENGAGE IN MONITORING OR EXERCISING EDITORIAL CONTROL OVER ANY MESSAGES SENT OVER THE SERVICE AND THAT SHITBAG! SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR FAILURE TO SO MONITOR OR EDIT. 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NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY MEMBER FROM SHITBAG! OR THROUGH THE SERVICE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY MADE HEREIN. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES, SO SOME OF THE ABOVE EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO MEMBER. 8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHITBAG! WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS OF USE, INTERRUPTION OF BUSINESS, OR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND (INCLUDING LOST PROFITS) REGARDLESS OF THE FORM OF ACTION WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), STRICT PRODUCT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF SHITBAG! HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES SO SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO MEMBER. 9. NO RESALE OR COMMERCIAL USE OF THE SERVICE Member's right to use the Service is personal to Member. MEMBER MAY ONLY BE AN INDIVIDUAL: Member may not be a corporation or other business entity. Member agrees not to resell or make any commercial use of the Service, without the express consent of Shitbag!. 10. E-MAIL MESSAGE STORAGE AND OTHER LIMITATIONS Shitbag! assumes no responsibility for the deletion or failure to store, deliver, or timely deliver E-mail messages. Shitbag! has set no fixed upper limit on the number of messages a Member may send or receive through the Service; however, Shitbag! retains the right, at Shitbag!'s sole discretion, to determine whether or not Member's conduct is consistent with the letter and spirit of the SBTS and may terminate Service if a Member's conduct is found to be inconsistent with the SBTS. Shitbag! reserves the rights to set limits on number of messages or their storage requirements. 11. MEMBER CONDUCT Member is solely responsible for the contents of his or her transmissions through the Service. Member's use of the Service is subject to all applicable local, state, national and international laws and regulations. Member agrees: (1) to comply with US law regarding the transmission of technical data exported from the United States through the Service; (2) not to use the Service for illegal purposes; (3) not to interfere or disrupt networks connected to the Service; and (4) to comply with all regulations, policies, and procedures of networks connected to the Service. The Service makes use of the Internet to send and receive certain messages; therefore, Member's conduct is subject to Internet regulations, policies and procedures. Member will not use the Service for chain letters, junk mail, spamming, unsolicited E-mail, or any use of distribution lists to any person who has not given specific permission to be included in such a process. Member agrees not to transmit through the Service any unlawful, harassing, libelous, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene or otherwise objectionable material of any kind or nature. Member further agrees not to transmit any material that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation. Attempts to gain unauthorized access to other computer systems are prohibited. Member shall not interfere with another Member's use and enjoyment of the Service or another entity's use and enjoyment of similar services. SHITBAG! MAY, AT ITS SOLE DISCRETION, IMMEDIATELY TERMINATE SERVICE SHOULD MEMBER'S CONDUCT FAIL TO CONFORM WITH THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THE SBTS. 12. INDEMNIFICATION Member agrees to indemnify and hold Shitbag!, its parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of Member's use of the Service the violation of this SBTS by Member, or the infringement by Member, or other user of the Service using Member's computer, of any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity. 13. TERMINATION Either Member or Shitbag! may terminate the Service with or without cause at any time and effective immediately. Termination shall be accompanied by a written notice to the other party. Shitbag! shall not be liable to Member or any third party for termination of Service. Should Member object to any terms and conditions of the SBTS or any subsequent modifications thereto or become dissatisfied with the Service in any way, Member's only recourse is to immediately: (1) discontinue use of the Service; (2) terminate Service membership; and (3) notify Shitbag! of termination. Upon termination of the Service, Member's right to use the Service and Software immediately ceases. Member shall have no right and Shitbag! will have no obligation thereafter to forward any unread or unsent messages to Member or any third party. Termination may occur should the Service membership become inactive for a period of six months. For the purpose of determining inactivity, the sending or receipt of unsolicited E-mail is not considered. 14. NOTICE All notices to a party shall be in writing and shall be made either via E-mail or conventional mail. Shitbag! may broadcast notices or messages through the Service to inform Member of changes to the SBTS, the Service, or other matters of importance; such broadcasts shall constitute notice to Member. 15. PARTICIPATION IN PROMOTIONS OF ADVERTISERS Member may enter into correspondence with or participate in promotions of the Advertisers showing their products on the Service. Any such correspondence or promotions, including the delivery of and the payment for goods and services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such correspondence or promotions, are solely between the corresponding Member and the Advertiser. Shitbag! assumes no liability, obligation or responsibility for any part of any such correspondence or promotion. 16. PROPRIETARY RIGHTS TO CONTENT Member acknowledges that content, including but not limited to text, software, music, sound, photographs, video, graphics or other material contained in either sponsor advertisements or E-mail-distributed, commercially produced information presented to Member by the Service ("Content") by Shitbag! or Shitbag!'s suppliers, is protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary rights and laws; therefore, Member is only permitted to use this Content as expressly authorized by the Service or the Advertiser. Member may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from this Content without expressly being authorized to do so by the Service or the Advertiser. Except as expressly permitted by law, Member agrees not to disassemble or otherwise reverse engineer any of the software of the Service for any reason, or permit any third party to do so. 17. GENERAL This Agreement shall for all purposes be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the laws of the State of California as those laws are applied to contracts entered into and to be performed entirely in California by California residents. Any suit or proceeding arising out of or relating to this Agreement shall be commenced in a federal court in the Northern District of California or in state court in San Luis Obispo, California, and each party irrevocably submits to the jurisdiction and venue of such courts. No right may be assigned, and no duty may be delegated, by either party under this Agreement except upon the written consent of the other party and any attempted assignment and delegation without such consent shall be void and without effect. Notwithstanding the foregoing, however, Shitbag! shall be entitled to assign this agreement, and all rights and obligations hereunder, to a successor to all or substantially all of its assets, whether by sale, merger or otherwise. This Agreement shall be binding upon and shall inure to the benefit of the parties hereto and their respective representatives, heirs,administrators, successors and permitted assigns except as otherwise provided herein. If any provision(s) of the SBTS is held by a court of competent jurisdiction to be contrary to law, then such provision(s) shall be construed, as nearly as possible, to reflect the intentions of the parties with the other provisions remaining in full force and effect. In the event any provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable,the valid or enforceable portion thereof and the remaining provisions of this Agreement will remain in full force and effect. Anv waiver (express or implied) by either party of any breach of this Agreement shall not constitute a waiver of any other or subsequent breach. No provision of the Agreement will be waived by any act, omission or knowledge of a party or its agents or employees except by an instrument in writing expressly waiving such provision and signed by a duly authorized officer of the waiving party. Member and Shitbag! agree that any cause of action arising out of or related to this Service must commence within one (1) year after the cause of action arose; otherwise, such cause of action is permanently barred. The section titles in the SBTS are solely used for the convenience of the parties and have no legal or contractual significance. 18. WHINING No whining! By clicking the 'Create' button, you acknowledge you have read and agree to the Terms of Service.
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